by Robert Jevne
This is a true story.
Almost twenty-five years ago my wife and I bought a dresser from a second hand store. It was nothing special, just a low, pine dresser with five drawers. We were young and broke at the time. It was cheap. Our aim was to refinish it. When we got it home I took the drawers out to take a closer look at our little project. I found a piece of paper wedged into the under side of one of the smaller drawers. There was writing on it. This is a typewritten copy of what it said:
Dreaming Life Cereal - Tapping the slipstream, once and awhile... Company Harbor Star is not responsible for, and expressly disclaims all liability for, damages of any kind arisi...
9 months ago